"My life is spiraling downward. I couldn’t get enough money to go to the Blood Red Romance and Suffocate Me Dry concert. It sucks cuz they have some of my favourite songs like Stab My Heart Because I Love You and Rip Apart My Soul and of course Stabby Rip Stab Stab. And it doesn’t help that I couldn’t get my hair to do that flippy thing either, like that guy from that band can do. Some days……..
My life is just a black abyss… ya know..it’s so dark. And it’s suffocating me, grabbing a hold of me and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of my little sisters jeans…which look great on me by the way.
My parents don’t get me, you know. They think I’m gay just because they saw me kiss a guy…Well, a couple guys. But, I mean it’s the 2000’s. Can’t 2…or 4 dudes make out with each other without being gay? I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. I don’t know, Diary, sometimes I think you are the only one that gets me. You’re my best friend.
I feel like tacos.”